EMERGENCY IDEA GENERATOR KIT

You’re stuck. Again.
The cursor blinks like it’s judging you. Your brain has become a haunted snow globe. Your muse is on sabbatical in Croatia.
What now?

Welcome to the Emergency Idea Generator Kit—a dead-serious, highly questionable toolkit for creators, writers, and weird thinkers who need to ship, not suffer.

Inside you’ll find 7 ritual-based idea engines, including:

• The Deadline Demon – generate 3 bad ideas or get possessed
• The Apocalyptic Client Brief – write like it’s the end of the world
• Borrow a Brain – steal Shakespeare’s voice or a raccoon’s chaos
• The Sacred Lie – stop pretending you don’t know what you want
  

These aren’t just prompts. They’re creative sabotage devices—designed to bypass your inner critic and force momentum when nothing else will.

Use them when:

• You’re stuck and spiraling
• You need a wild idea in 5 minutes
• You forgot how to have fun with your work
  

Format: 2-page PDF
Estimated time to results: 3–10 minutes
Side effects may include: confidence, absurdity, loud typing

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• The Voice Distortion Manual  https://zdraftco.gumroad.com/l/voice-distortion-manual
• The Problem Reversal Protocol  https://zdraftco.gumroad.com/l/problem-reversal-protocol
• Creative Systems Bundle, Vol. 1 https://zdraftco.gumroad.com/l/creative-systems-bundle-v1
• The Constraint Stack Engine  https://zdraftco.gumroad.com/l/constraint-stack-engine